Hi, guys; precious blog readers! This is my 1st REAL content post in a while… I decided to write-er-type another part to “What if They Really Said That!?!: Dialogue Fun With Art…i was bored”. You can find that installment in my posts as well. Apparently, readers liked it so much and I had so much fun with that one, I asked myself: Why not do another?? So, here goes another set of great artworks captioned with what I think they mighta said or thought… (EXTREMELY serious artists and art critics need not read this, thou shalt be HIGHLY peeved)
Whistler’s Mom, Anna: (thinking this in her head) “I love my son. I really do. He is a LOVELY artist! But really? REALLY?? My butt is killing me sitting here so freakin long. Day in and day out. UGH. Artists. No fathomable sense of time. When I get up, my tookus is gonna be numb.
Mona Lisa: “Hehehehe… Nearly 510 years and I am STILL befuddling the crap out of people and exquisitely creeping them out with my……gaaaaaze. Even Leonardo had trouble parting ways with me. Never gave me to my husband. I LOVE being a highly venerated legend! Certified HOTNESS.”
Woman: (thinking this in her head) “Everyday that I look upon him, I am reminded he is straighter than the pitchfork and the boards on the house. BOOOOOR-IIIING!! Even his smile is straight.”
Man: (also in his head) “How long have we been standing here?”
Guy face laying on the ground: “He is a genius, but sometimes…….I wonder about Salvador and his cognitive state. Like why the hell do I look like this, laying on a ground with a limp clock on me? Homeboy needs to ease up on these dreams!!”
Guy: “Um, seriously…you are NOT helping me. I know you’re trying to help me up or whatever, but….no. Está bien (it’s okay). I am being crushed by an unreasonably-sized basket of flowers. My manhood dies today!”
Woman: (in her mind) “Pobrecito (poor guy). No longer a man.”
Woman (maybe named Jeanne): “Ah, Giovanni, I am so happy that we’ve surpassed our betrothal and attained the glorious heights of marital union. What bliss!”
Giovanni: “Yes, love; my sweet pomegranate! But this is our wedding day! Getting all those layers of gown outta the way is going to be half the battle. I think you wore that to torture me!”
Dog: (in his canine mind) “Good luck with that, bro.”
I hope everyone enjoyed this 2nd installment of “What if They Really Said That?!?” I will do another. Making the humorists happy and the over-serious artists and art connoisseurs mega annoyed!!